What a dilemma

Am i willing to kill someone for this or would i give up my first born child??
either way i know i cant afford it through the conventional monetary means.
To appease the large hole in my soul that is left by the "no way in hell will i ever get this even though i totally deserve for being such an awesome person" ring reality, i think i am going to buy this:



Why? because it will make me happy and according to the desciption: the dragon represents new beginnings and opportunities; phoenix symbolizes positive perception and recognition; and the tiger helps with completing projects and to me that is totally worth $35!