1.27.2006

What did your ankles ever do to you?

Need some ideas to draw attention away from your frightful cankles??? Ready to take some of the stress and worry out of covering up that unfortunate dolphin ankle tatoo?? Stirrup pants just not giving you enough dazzle in the lower leg area?? Well you are in luck. There seems to be quite the market for solving all you deepest darkest ankle strap desires. . .



I imagine this is what a geriatric stripper from Greece would wear. Dont ask why i would imagine this-the mind works in mysterious ways.



And i imagine that this is what the strippers are wearing in Iceland this season. I especially like the traction sole for the icy walks back to the motel.






Frustrated that sweatbands have been so limited to the head and wrists??? I am sooo annoyed that these didnt have a live model in them to show off the fat squeezing potential of spandex on calves.



I think if the girls from little house on the praire were really slutty and cobblers this is what would be their creation. Just a hint of skin to drive the men WILD!


Whoever said "Less is More" is a freakin idiot! Fringe heels, Fringe ankles, Feathered straps, gold detailing, scrunch fabric!! i love it all- what a melody of goodness these shoes are. Imagine the handbag that would match!

1 Comments:

Blogger Jo said...

Ha! How have you got no comments on this - hilarious!

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