One Time Offer

co-worker sent this to me and i thought Reggie would get a kick out of it.

On Wednesday this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning,
the time and date will be
01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again.

Avenging Unicorn Set
Everyone needs an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations! Put the posable, hard plastic unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three soft plastic figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime). Also includes four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent). And when he's not vanquishing your foes, the unicorn can pose majestically upon your desk.

how have i lived so long without this???