Wooly Crap

Suffering in silence of Uterus sag?? The large Gothic pattern and Xtreme butt sag will camoeflage this unfortunate malady like nothing else. Thank goodness Gwen Stefani is such a humanitarian and has not forgotten the little diseased people that she never has to see/speak to/ or air kiss at parties and runway shows. She has such a heart of GOLD for creating these "stylishly slouchy" cashmere pants. I am sure that almost 75% of the $325 price tag is worth it for the drawstring leg cuffs that gives the wearer a sense of confidence and security that nothing that drops out of her crotch will slip out onto her white sneakers in an embarrassing manner. AND drawstrings are an excellant detail to aid in displaying patterned socks! BONUS!!!