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So i got kinda drunk on saturday night. Popcorn dinner was just not enough to hold onto any sense of sobriety after 5 drinks. and i think i did something really dumb and crazy. something along the lines of back-alley surgery because ever since i have had this random stabbing pain by my left pelvic bone. I swear while talking out my appendix, a pair of scissors or a scalpel was left in there. Never mind that there is no scar or gapping wound to support this claim but oh man this pain will not stop striking. why suffer i will track down some industrial painkiller and force Oskar into exploratory sugery to track down the soure. I know she has had a burning desire to poke around in my guts for YEARS.