Oxy Moron

Do i loves the cheetos?? You know i do! Do i lurve the chapstick??? like crack! Usually the melding of two favorite things brings even greater joy (like coffee ice cream or scratch n sniff stickers) however i think this item is missing the mark. It doesnt even have the true kitsch appeal like a boxing nun does. The hybrid of these two has become the uncool mutant beast that will be dropped by any comic book editor sine it will abort itself in the womb since it cannot sustain itself in nature. Ugly but true.