Euro trash

100% polyester = 100% PARTYTIME!! all ready wrinkled so who cares if you pass out on a couch, street gutter or overweight man missing teeth. The array of pattern in various sizes and colors will easily camoflauge any color alcohol/dinner that you puke up at 3 in the morning. To go with the drunk bravado the strategic green strip down the front is an excellant guide to your crotch! (no time to be subtle on a Saturday night) The only drawback for paying $49 for this top is wishing it had just 3-4 more inches so when you "loss" your pants sometime during the night it could double as a dress.