Shit is Bananas

In the manner of the project runway panel, a judging eagle eyed snarky group was gathered at my house last night for the latest episode. The infamous Jimmy, T-shirt designer Jerry, International swimsuit Model Jennifer and Kleenex tester Me.

SOoo once again Banana Republic got a mad hour of endorsment (rightly deserved for sponsoring the show) on Project Runway last night. Not only did everyone have to pair themselves up (such flash backs to junior high science lab time) but they also had to design a store window for their creation in only an hour. I am suprised that Nick didn't spend that hour with all those craft supplies making signs that said "Has anyone seen my dick?" since it seems to have dropped off the face of the earth the MOMENT he was paired with Santino. He soo let himself get railroaded into an awful design because Santino has such a "winning" record with the judges. A big mouth doesn't mean talent Nick, no matter how gay you are. Unfortunately this pic doesnt show the awfully large boxy jacket that is put on top to make it "office" appropriate.I soo wish i could post the sound byte of Santino telling THE MICHAEL KORS that no one knows who he is. Stupid stupid Stupid Santino.

Marla and Diana were the obvious losers from the word GO. One is a void of orginality and style and the other has a spine made out of boiled asparagus. I am sure Marla is relieved to be able to go back to her life as the coolest Soccer mom shopping at Wal-Mart. And Diana can go back to her life as the coolest girl at the Sixth Grade Science Fair. As for the tough love that Zulema was dishing out to Kara, i am surprised that girl didn't run to her Mommy. I would mock Kara more but i think the reruns of her crying like a preteen at a Ryan Cabrera concert is enough.

Since the groups were paired they also had to select one girl to be their model. I never realized what a THUG grrrl Zulema had but jesus she is such a jenny from the block.
One of the best features of the bravotv.com site is the auctions that take place on the items made for each of the challenges. Kinda funny how Nick and Santino's creation was almost axed but has the highest bid of any of the outfits (so far $250) however the one that will actually be available in Banana Republic stores is a close second with $225. Always amusing to see what people will drop a lot of money on.I am willing to lay money down the Emmett may be the next to go. He has yet to win anything, lead a project or be really creative. Just a hunch but we will see what happens next weds.