Diagnosis: Ugly

It has been a while since i have had the steam to put together an outfit of style horror and trend disaster.The drought is over. ENJOY.



Once upon a time an uber trendy peasent layered skirt met a stunning pair of flowing cropped guachos. It was love at first site. And these two crazy kids just couldnt wait to marry and start a family.They named their baby girl Extension guachos.As Extension Guachos grew older, They just could never understand why everyone was soo quick to point out what a pretty face and great personality their only offspring had.



QUIZ TIME!!
How many things are wrong with this Top? Take some time I only wish there was some more clarity to this pic so dont worry if you cant get them all.
I'll give you a couple freebies since you all aren't privy to the description of this "revalation tank"
-it is 100% polyester! boo hiss Polyester-the food stamps of fabric.
-this $13 top requires HANDWASHING. man that is like a tore back crack whore saying she only drinks Cristal champagne.
2 down -Lets get down to the obvious ones.
The bulemic straps. gorging themselves to fatness in the front and hurling it all up for a grotesque slim appearance on the back.
Sequins in a line. Why? is this to say that we like our glitz but only in a contolled vertical lines? or maybe they felt is would be the best way to offset the crappiest poo stainiest version of brown Tie dye in the world (by the way that is #5)
the layer of lace that is a nice canopy for the breasts.I am smiling just thinking of what unattractive angle this cheap crap will stick out.
The further north we go on this top the worse it gets. Lets be honest we have just reached the 28 car pile up version of trimming.Corded trim, Beads, embroidery, circle discs and unfinished mesh
sleeves. oh the humanity.
bonus points for noticing that the tassels at the top (hey it is in the description -i couldnt find them either) and the contrast stitching around the hem.
oh and one more for noticing that you would be paying a dollar per error on this top.



Does the phrase corseted heel really sell shoes??? i just cant help but feel that i could have magiced these babies up with a hot glue gun and a large fauz snakeskin purse found at the good will.



no outfit is finished without the proper accessories. And this happens to contain TWO MORE ITEMS OF TRIM not found on our top. Feathers (blue!!!) and rhinestones!!!!
The best part thought is the name for this item "Dubuious Brooch" are the manufacturers not sure that this is a brooch or are they really on the face about whether anyone would want to wear it? Let me help them out. No NO one wants to wear this. EVER.


Today post would like to thank the JC Penney Sunday mailer for introducing me to the featured pants and to GoJane.com for providing the images.