Target vs Runway

In a bold move to attract more designer talent to the racks, Target has kicked off this GO internation program which features some total unknown in the massive buy everything now stores of target. Luella is the first guinea pig for this campaign. I happened to witness first hand the "collection" at the Targe`t and i found it basically horrible. So i went searching for what Luella has greated that would have gained the interest of Target. Apparently interest like a car wreck scene is good enough for the retail store.

Blue Jacket:
Runway


Target:


Runway jacket made of plastic. yet the one for target is made from Suede. Does this seem a little bass-assward to anyone else???

Strapless dress in an ugly plaid
Target version


for some reason this is being marketed as a Prom Dress. I hadnt even realized the plight of the poor highland lass unable to fully express herself at a formal function.



A big bow and a pocket! that is DESIGNER!


Ride 'em and Rope 'em!
It is time to decide what kind of woman you are.



The type that like to be submissive and tied up in lasso?



Or the one who wears the boots in the realtionship??

ohh the Suspen(ce)ders



Is the the new sport bra and overall combo???



Apparently all the Target Mannequinns are mormon and weren't willing to slut it up like the runway whores. . .i mean models are.

All in all Target has definitely proven you dont need to pay high prices for runway looks. THe looks though have yet to prove immune to finger pointing and muffled laughter by the general public.
If you think Target bashing is blashpemy. Hop on over to Slave to Target.