It only took a week. . . .

but my fortune cookie finally came true! I just had to be super lazy and put off washing my car long enough even though the filth and dirt layered on it were disgusting me. I held out until the gods smiled down on me and rained today thus taking care of the mess all by itself. I love getting what i want and not having to do anything in order to get it. That is the best kind of fortune. Now if only i could make this work for all the Kenneth Cole shoes i want to rain down on me from the skies too.